Do women have penises?

by Steven Bartholomew | January 03, 2023 | 0 Comments


Everyone settle down. It's just a Morale Patch. No need to get your panties in a wad. Or your boxer briefs. I don't even know anymore. I guess the saying should just be don't get your undergarments in a wad because I'm not trying to assume anyone's gender here.

I really don't give much thought to all this non-binary, transgender, he-said/she-said pandemonium going on right now. I have neither the care nor the time to try and figure it all out. If a grown man wants to walk around in a skirt telling people that "Testosterone is a poison." then so be it. The other day, I was scrolling through the gram and I watched a clip from a transgender hockey league game. The video was of a trans-male skating back to the bench, and a trans-female ACCIDENTALLY running into her, blindsiding her at a barely faster-than-walking pace. The trans-male was knocked completely off "his" feet and into the wall where "he" laid there unconscious from a concussion. It would have made Terry Sawchuk roll over in his grave...

I actually identify as a PVC Morale Patch,


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