Surrounded by idiots? We have the Morale Patch just for you!

by Steven Bartholomew | December 15, 2022 | 0 Comments


The more and more I've looked at this patch, the more and more I've been assessing the people around me in my life to determine if I am, and I quote, "surrounded by idiots."

I'm definitely not surrounded by idiots at work. Actually, I'm not surrounded by anybody at all. I work by myself here, which has it's perks. I'm always the smartest person in the room.

It's not my family, either; I know that because I'm politely forced to go play trivia with them every week, and if we don't get at least in the top 3 then it was all for nothing.

That takes me to Jiu-Jitsu, where my main training partners consist of an orthopedic surgeon, an anesthesiologist, an aerospace engineer employed by NASA, and a trauma unit nurse. So, that ain't it. After careful deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that I may be "the idiot." It's okay, though, I make up for it with my can-do attitude toward life.

Speaking of idiots, you guys see the article talking about the Air Force "unveiling" the B-21 Raider, "the most advanced military aircraft ever built." That's bullshit! Violent Little unveiled the B-21 Raider months ago! The only reason we didn't tell Fox News was that we were trying to be stealthy about it.


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