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Theodore the Spiritual Firearm Advisor

by Steven Bartholomew | February 02, 2023 | 0 Comments

Once upon a time, there lived a famous spiritual firearm advisor named Theodore. He was known far and wide for his wise advice on all matters gun-related. After years of experience and numerous successful cases, Theodore had become a sort of celebrity in the gun world.

Theodore had a unique approach to his job. He wasn’t just a gun expert, but also a spiritual advisor. He believed that the process of choosing a gun was as much about spiritual advice as it was about accuracy and power. Theodore believed that each gun had its own energy and spirit, and that this energy could be harnessed to bring the owner luck and success.

This made Theodore very popular with the gun owners of the area. He was often asked for advice when it came to choosing their weapon. Theodore would discuss the owner’s goals, values and spiritual beliefs. He would then advise them on what kind of gun best suited their character and needs.

Though his methods seemed unconventional, they worked. Theodore’s clients were always happy with the results. He often found himself giving spiritual advice on other aspects of life, such as relationships and career goals.

Theodore may have been a spiritual firearm advisor, but he was so much more.

Workaholics: "Bieberhole69"

by Steven Bartholomew | January 24, 2023 | 0 Comments

This episode sure didn't age well...

What would you do if a person you were trying to expose for unlawful acts turned out to be the coolest person you've ever met? I guess it would just have to depend on the crime being committed. In Topher's case, absolutely no mercy. That shit is creepy and the world is better off without people like him in it. This episode has actually been removed from streaming services for the same allegations the actor is guilty of in the show. Jillian was right, take him away boys.

I could understand the dilemma, though. Adam, Blake, and Ders don't exactly live the most exciting lives, and they now had an opportunity to party in the penthouse penthouse. (Apparently, you can piss wherever you want in there.) It probably beats riding around in a tricycle while you're volunteering for the neighborhood watch. But, unfortunately for Topher, their morals kicked in just in time to put a stop to all that bullshit.

Do the right thing,

Steven

Per my last email...

by Steven Bartholomew | January 23, 2023 | 0 Comments

 If you don't know, "Per my last email"  is the email equivalent of "Hey a*****e, can you read?". It's just a nice passive-aggressive way of reminding people of something. It's similar to throwing shade throughout an email and ending it with "kind regards." It's a necessary patch for anyone tired of seething in front of a computer but having to be "friendly." Together, we can end the passive-aggressiveness and say what we really want to say.

Kind regards,

Steven

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