Our June Little Box of Violence will make you feel like you're digging in Mary Poppins' Little Purse of Everything you could possible imagine. You'll find pencils, morale patches, shirts, Valhalla tats, glory holes, pins, and soap so strong you'll smell the box before it even hits your doorstep. As always, we ship the June box until the end of the month. Special thanks to our friends, @knopp_art
for our box design, and
for our propaganda leaflets. Thanks for stopping by, if blogs were easy to look at everyone would be using them.
YOU LOSE MORALE PATCH
You Lose. The fuck does that mean? “You lose” what? Like when Gollum lost to Bilbo in the game of riddles in the dark cave? Ok...that works. Let’s move on. Check out what else bigdspeedshop.com has to offer or follow on Instagram @big_d_speedshop. $8
QUICKSET PIVOT AND TAKEDOWN PIN KIT BY NEXTGEN AR
Speed your take-down time with these brightly colored beauties -detent springs be damned. Manufactured in the United States with the best quality materials and craftsmanship. The revolutionary design allows you to quickly install and uninstall the pivot pin from the lower receiver with one set screw...and it looks fucking gold. Follow @nextgenar or cruise by their site at nextgenar.com. $40
BOBA FETT CHANGE MORALE PATCH BY TGS
Boba Fett may be running his campaign from the Sarlacc Pit but that doesn't mean he’s behind the times. He’s getting on-board with what it takes to become President and doesn't have a problem promising hope and/or change, if only he had the bankroll to give out free cell phones...now that's how you become President. Take a look at TGS' complicated web address by clicking here and/or give them a follow on Instagram @tgs_arms. $10
WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S PIN BY ROLLING DEATH
Weekend at Bernie’s is due for a re-write by Eli Roth. A couple topical adjustments in the script and the tone and it becomes three days in the gates of hell at Bernie’s beach house of horror. Don’t go to sleep. Peep on some of Rolling Death's new Pin work at rollingdeathmaui.com or if it's after working hours check out their Instagram @rollingdeathmaui. $12
LITTLE SHOW OF VIOLENCE BY VIOLENT LITTLE
One of our best/worst shirts yet, The Little Show of Violence gives you a real feel for how things are really done around here. There’s usually one guy on the podium running the show who was in the Navy just long enough to get the salute incorrect...an army of drones marching in circles surrounded by outdated, yet freshly painted weaponry that seldom sees action. Ready for war. Designed by the Kelly Knopp. Available for individual sale NOW by CLICKING HERE.
SMELLS LIKE VICTORY SOAP BY DUKE CANNON
We saw this brick of soap curb-stomp a gang of Irish Spring value-packs outside a bar in Austin one time after South by Southwest. Then we went home and made pancakes. They’re fucking crazy, bro. Need more of the never-shrinking soap bar? Look no further than dukecannon.com, or clean up your act on Instagram and follow @dukecannon. $8
HERE FOR THE VIOLENCE BLACKOUT PATCH BY TACTICAL OUTFITTERS
What's the secret to winning every battle? The element of surprise. Don’t let Charlie know you’re there to do business until you see the whites in his eyes. “GET DOWN, SHUT UP” -LT Dan. Leave your beliefs at the door. This sick patch by Tactical Outfitters is now available for individual purchase if you missed it in the box by CLICKING HERE. Follow @tacticaloutfitters on Instagram or visit them at their Hemet, CA soup kitchen location kick it old school at gettactical.net. $8
LOW POINT OF MY LIFE PENCILS BY VIOLENT LITTLE
If you’re using a pencil, chances are your life has hit a low point. I mean, you actually had a pencil sharpener handy? Ok...carry on. Come on over and get weird with us at violentlitte.com. $1
VALHALLA TATTOO BY VIOLENT LITTLE
Slap that favorite patch on your fore(head/skin) without having to worry about losing your job or woman. Who knows...maybe it will even look good enough for you to make it permanent. Said no one ever. If you're looking to get jammed up, get forced into our launch email and sign that ass up here. $1
A huge shoutout this month to Kelly Knopp
for our MK1 MOD6 May LBoV artwork. It's like Coop Style Art, World War II, and Everyday Violence had a three way at a punk rock show headlining the Tali-Band. This Month's LBoV is chock full of Fuck Its. We have flags, drunk robot warrior T-Shirts, chain of command reporting forms, not-so-secret Navy SEAL energy drink syrup packets, and Morale Patches so fly they would make Sinatra look like a hobo. We even offered up a Violent Little Challenge that has been attempted by no one...it's not easy pedaling snake oil but someones got to do it.
ROBOT SPARTAN SHIRT BY WARRIOR CULTURE GEAR
Our new collab T-shirt from WCG is for the Warriors that know in order to work hard you must play harder. Sometimes you just find yourself all kitted up on the bird and still fairly intoxicated...can women in combat rolls really keep up? TBD. Click here to step up your warrior game or follow on Instagram @warriorculture.
STRIKEFORCE DRINK BY STRIKEFORCE ENERGY
In this day and age, sports drinks and supplements are getting pretty long in the tooth. Red Bull is putting men in space, Monster Energy might be giving people heart attacks (so says the FDA according to this article), and Strikeforce is going syrupless...no calories, no sugar, no stirring or shaking. It's like being hit with a flavor IED...real explosive. Click here for their website or follow on Instagram @matbock.
HEAVY DAYS “NODS EDITION” BY THIRTY SECONDS OUT
Just when you thought the days couldn't get any heavier, Thirty Seconds Out drops this bombshell. Guaranteed to white out your nods on a 70% lum night...who’s side are they on anyways? Click here
for their website or stay in the game with Instagram @thirtysecondsout
DRUG PROBLEM PEN BY VIOLENT LITTLE
If you like to play your cards close to the chest, this pen may not be for you. It simply states what everyone's been thinking all these years...he's got a real drug problem, and he's not afraid to show it. Follow us on Instagram @violentlittle, or click here for our site. “Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.” -Hunter S. Thompson
VALHALLA RAIL COVER BY CUSTOM GUN RAILS
When will we stop slapping the Valhalla brand on every one of our products? Most likely when we go out of business or start selling thumb tacks. Now you can have your favorite patch on your favorite “build”, blacked-out so you’re guaranteed Valhalla on your next AD or ND...take your pick. Click here
to scope out their web site or follow on the Instagram @customgunrails.
“FUCK IT” MINI BANNER BY EXPLORER’S PRESS
Sometimes you just have to express how you feel, and sometimes you just have to hang a small silk screened felt pennant to set the mood strait. Whatever the deal, get it up on the wall already. Get down and dirty with Explores press on Instagram @explorerspress
or click here
for their web site action.
BUTT HURT REPORT FORM BY ITS TACTICAL
With everyone getting butt hurt these days over the simplest of issues, it's about time somebody came out with a proper COC reporting format. Have you recently been butt hurt? Get it down in writing and take it up the chain. Follow on Instagram @itstactical
or get busy on their web site by clicking here.
TEMPLAR PATCH BY MODERN ARMS
War torn and weary, but never out of the the crusades. Modern Arms hits the mark with this Embroidered beauty. We worked exclusively with Modern Arms to get this patch in our LBoV. So get some blood in that limp dick and prepare for the inevitable. Click here
to visit their website or like their shit on Instagram @modernarms
YOUNG GUNS ODDS PATCH BY NEVER OUT TACTICAL
Horse Rustlers, Cowboys, Gamblers, and habitual Peyote takers would best describe this group of Young Guns. We don't think you could find a set of odds “The Kidd” didn’t like...“Regulators gonna Regulate”. Click here
to creep their website or just do Instagram things @never_out_tactical
RESTING BITCH FACE PATCH BY VIOLENT LITTLE & HOOFARDED
Do you know someone with RBS? It could be affecting someone you love or loath. RBS is a real condition according to scientists. Known to affect many people and some A-list celebrities such as Kristen Stewart, Anna Kendrick, and everyone’s favorite crowd-pleaser, Kanye West. Look out 2016, contempt is on the rise with this silky little donation of a collab. Click Here
for shop Hoofarded's other wares and follow their ridiculously stupid Instagram page @hoofarded
It's almost summer and we're starting to feel the heat over here at Violent Little...just a bunch of sweaty old sailors doing what we do. Don't panic just yet, we're still in the game. We're offering April signups until April 30th...so get hungry you unruly bastards and feast on this months bountiful harvest. We have trucker hats, irrational alcoholic Creasy Bear stickers, Liberal Tears that smell like bacon, and an exotic, exclusive drop from S&S Precision...they don't call it The Little Box of Bullshit for no reason. Why you no subscribe? May boxes will be shipping around the 10th of May. Sign up now...May box is filled with some other fantastic suppliers.
Stormtrooper Pocket Shiv by S&S Precision:
If you don’t know S&S Precision by now, its pretty safe to say you probably were never too deep into “the game”. What game is that...shooting people in the face? Nope, we’re talking about Craps...rollin them dice. S&S Precision helped Violent Little out in its infancy...before we were even Violent Little. No idea how/why/when S&S took a liking to us, but now we get to do all sorts of cool shit with them, including this EXCLUSIVE Stormtrooper Edition Pocket Shiv and make-believe surf trips. Click here for the .com action or follow on the Instagram @ssprecision.
Package Stealers Patch by Velocity Patches:
Oh my fuck, what is the deal with the USPS? As soon as we saw this patch we knew the Violent Little “little boxers” (that’s what we call the subscribers) had to have it. Velocity Patches successfully were able to stay out of our tentacles for a little while, but those days are over...and now its like full on tentacle porn. Consider this their “coming out” party. They make custom patches too. Click here to check out their website or follow on Instagram @velocitypatches.
You Look Adopted Patch by Hoofarded From The Sky:
This company has been a joy to work with. Fun Fact: The proprietor of Hoofarded is a world-ranked pinball player...how fucked up is that? We got together with him over bloody marys at Shot Show 2016. He was nice enough to give us a sneak peek of the art...and we signed-on that very instant to put it in the April box. Gumption. Here you go. To get down and dirty with their site click here, or follow on the Instagram @hoofarded.
First Order GITD Patch by Tactical Outfitters:
The bearded frenemy explorers over at Tactical Outfitters gave us the EXCLUSIVE on this glow-in-the-dark variant of their First Order Star Wars patch. Gee Wally, that sure was swell of them. Subscribers of this box get it first...then we’re selling the scraps on our site. What’s the big idea? Follow on Instagram @tacticaloutfitters, or click here to get tactical.
Violent Little Honeydew Trucker:
Simply Violent Little, with an accent spot of “Honeydew” to compliment those eyes of yours. Golden, delicious, quality, 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus hat, don't even know a word yet...check out our Instagram @violentlittle for all sorts of weird shit. Or just stay on this site and buy some shit...doesn't matter.
Just Fuck Off Coasters by Violent Little:
If you’ve got furniture nice enough to merit coasters, maybe these will come in handy, in addition to insulting your guests -that is, if you’ve got any guests. If not, feel free to use these at your next man tea party (not to be confused with a manatee party) with Mr. Bear and Pollyanna. Or just use as frisbees/safe ninja stars. Fuck off, Rick.
Liberal Tears Gun Lube by Tactical Shit:
Here’s a bacon-scented sample of some new shit out of Tactical Shit. Can probably be used as cologne or perfume...unisex style...although maybe not very healthy for you. Actually, just run it in your weapon. Shop Tactical Shit by clicking here, don't forget to give them a follow on Instagram @tacticalshit.
Mini-Sriracha2Go by Sriracha:
Following up on last month’s inclusion of their new Sriracha packets, we were able to get the fine folks at Sriracha to give us bulk pricing on these little portable beauties. Not only is their sauce the bauce, but this company didn’t bat an eye when we told them who we were with. Most of the time we have to “trick” companies into selling us stuff...especially if they’re from California. Thanks for being cool! See what else is up for grabs on their site by clicking here, they even have an Instagram @sriracha2go.
“Lines of Wasabi” by The Worst Chocolate Co.
Crunchy, sweet, savory...this wasabi flavored chocolate bar was crafted right here in Idaho by expert chocolatiers. Look for The Worst Chocolate Co. to make their commercial debut shortly...they’re just the worst. Sidebar...we’re probably involved in this, who knows. Click here to kill two birds with one stone, or voice your outrage on Instagram @worstchocolateco.
The Big Creasy Sticker by us, the Violent Little Degenerates:
Like we said...riding the Creasy coattails until its time to get off. Milking it for everything she’s got. This month’s Creasy is making his debut in 6” size...a good enough size to satisfy most. See what we did there...same old file, but a brand new size. Its called “lazy product development”. And because its bigger, we can charge more...a lot more!